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INFANTRY - Always Improvise, Adapt and Overcome...!!!

TAGS: army war infantry soldier iraq afghanistan warrior combat
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Cerberus

suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:44 pm
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome is US Marine Corps, actally, not infantry. funny though
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
I love this, just made me laugh over and over.

NEVER BE AFRAID TO TRY SOMETHING NEW - Remember Amateurs built the Ark and Professionals built the Titanic

I AM TRYING TO EAT HEALTHIER - So how do you think I am doing so far ?

TAGS: trying eating healthier donut salad
Rating: 4.14/5

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Derek - July 7, 2011, 8:04 pm
I expect this will be NYPD approved.


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

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thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


TAGS: sacrifice duty honor country military
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 1:55 pm
"Heroes"; IN the hearts... sigh... the sacrifice of English

STOP TRYING - To fit in when you were born to stand out .

TAGS: stop trying to fit in
Rating: 4.86/5

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Sho - May 16, 2012, 5:30 pm
That'5 exactly what they all told me
dslohand - May 16, 2012, 11:32 am
5 QUACKS err 5 peeps . This made me giggle .
dslohand - May 16, 2012, 11:32 am
5 QUACKS err 5 peeps . This made me giggle .
dslohand - May 16, 2012, 11:31 am
5 QUACKS err 5 peeps . This made me giggle .
dslohand - May 16, 2012, 11:31 am
5 QUACKS err 5 peeps . This made me giggle .
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2012, 8:34 am
Crap! Sorry about the repeats! No idea what went wrong
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2012, 8:33 am
One who is born "more different" than everyone else was born that way for a reason! 5L
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2012, 8:32 am
One who is born "more different" than everyone else was born that way for a reason! 5L
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2012, 8:32 am
One who is born "more different" than everyone else was born that way for a reason! 5L

DO IT YOUR WAY - There’s no manual for how to live your life. And even if there were, with my luck, it would all be in French.

TAGS: france life luck live country
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

zoomer296 - February 11, 2013, 10:51 pm
You could always find a translated version on the almighty Google.
gas - August 29, 2011, 11:36 am
le grill?? what the hell is le grill??!!

"MARINES" - Semper PIE

TAGS: army marines airborne infantry
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by aus012

eldashadow12 - April 17, 2013, 1:43 pm
No, this is just what happens when you intergrate soldiers with Marines.
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 6:01 pm
It's a lie! Tell me it's a lie! It's a Seabee, right?


TAGS: bat country fear and loathing in las vegas
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by scott

Dougie - January 12, 2009, 9:32 am
Fail. switching around the punchline and all, and just so you fit in with the Motifake crew. You, are a f***tard my friend.


TAGS: whiskey bushmills chemistry solution
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

falloutghoul - November 16, 2012, 5:34 pm
"A," not "the" solution.

GIRLFRIEND - equation still in development

TAGS: nerds trying to get girls dlm4
Rating: 4.64/5

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Benlulz - September 18, 2010, 7:01 pm
Very nice ^^
That13YearOldKid - September 11, 2010, 12:55 pm
Indeed a mystery...
That13YearOldKid - September 11, 2010, 12:55 pm
Indeed a mystery...
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 12:45 pm
Perfect 5L

LIFE IS DIFFICULT - That'll be $150, please

TAGS: psychiatry psychology therapy
Rating: 4.48/5

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mariand - June 5, 2012, 5:55 pm


TAGS: courage duty honor country military
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:21 pm
Thank you for your service.

CHEMISTRY - Good Grades Vs Getting laid Choose your Destiny

TAGS: chemistry grades score
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by DmJapan

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 5:19 pm
Shucks, I got neither!

COUNTRYSIDES - They make me wanna take the long way home.

TAGS: rodney atkins song beautiful countryside
Rating: 4.58/5

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carebear - March 29, 2012, 1:33 pm
(carebear BANNED)

A MILE - Not all journeys are equal .

TAGS: i am trying
Rating: 4.81/5

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spacedog - November 9, 2010, 8:47 pm
Nice poster mikieelmo.
Ed-Hyde - November 3, 2010, 7:13 am
I wonder how far he'll get on two flats?
Derek - November 2, 2010, 9:56 pm
At least he's not drinking and driving.
Reality Lord - November 2, 2010, 9:03 pm

yup...nice one!
fred - November 2, 2010, 7:38 pm
Recycling is the shizzle
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:08 pm
Very nice.

ZOMBIE CHICKEN - The poultry apocalypse has begun ...

WAR - No poor dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. General George S. Patton (1885-1945)

TAGS: war death dumb country patton
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - September 22, 2012, 7:10 pm

@thesun...this is a comedy/satire site. Nobody here is intentionally, they are just having fun
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 7:00 pm
aw please be nice :)
djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:56 am
Suuure...you say that while you're winning. ;) And I have done 6 since, though most've been ripped to shreds. :/
suzieq - January 31, 2012, 9:56 am
oh OK... I didn't mean 'get out of it' completely, just change the subject every now and then. There is plenty of fun military stuff to do :) this is not a contest you know, just fun and games :)
djrcreative - January 31, 2012, 12:58 am
"Get out of the military stuff !!!" ;P What, so you can stand a chance? LOL!
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:46 am
thanks for the 5L, my friend. why hypocrite ?
djrcreative - January 30, 2012, 2:54 am
Hypocrite. ;P 5LOL!
Verdeckt - January 30, 2012, 2:07 am
You should upload this to Philosophy Wall as well

COUNTRY WISDOM - A smart man can learn from others mistakes

TAGS: country wisdom learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:52 pm
I wonder if Ray would let us build our own "man shacks" there too?
Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:49 pm
It's kind of like sleeping on the couch, camping with TV. Got my beer, got my dogs, hell I actually like it...
Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:29 pm
If you got cable IT DON'T MATTER!


TAGS: call it no country for old men anton
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by ThePirate

Shara - September 3, 2009, 6:16 pm
OMG! It's Courtney Love!!!

HAIKUS - Haikus are poetry. Sure. And Quantum Mechanics is math too.

TAGS: december challenge poetry dont get me started on fuzzy logic
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:54 pm
Or maybe haikus are stupid, haiku writers are stupid, stop being stupid. But I'm not sure, is "being" one syllable or 2?
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:52 pm
Haikus are stupid Haiku writers are stupid I'm a hypocrite. Thank you, thank you.
Sean - December 18, 2009, 11:33 pm
"Bacon cheeseburger" ... Moooooooooooooooo beat "refrigerator" by two months, if memory serves.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:13 am
one produces the other
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 10:12 am
microwave burritos and rocky road.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:08 am
Fish Taco's ??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 9:58 am
Not really....I cried afterwords.....then came the comfort food.
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 6:16 am
Hey Moooooooo...was it good for you too? ;-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 7:54 pm
#70329.......I've been poster ra**d!......Not by you LD, But that Refrigerator is on my f***ing list!
motifake - December 14, 2009, 7:49 pm

"Refrigerator" LMAO!
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:36 pm
Can we toss new age music in there? 5L
spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:22 pm
LOL, 5Ls.

HANNUKAH - Lemme hear ya say OY!

TAGS: late entry for dec 12th
Rating: 3.64/5

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rerun - December 14, 2009, 7:58 pm

The Resident Jew (Me) gives this 5L
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 1:24 am
LOL!!! He's cutting his next album with 50 cent (haggled down from 75 cents)
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:30 pm
OY!...Only cause I'm forced to at certain times of the year


TAGS: life time snow road vacation country
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by giulio

CANADA - December 1, 2009, 2:34 am
LOL @ Aggy
agdaniele - April 16, 2009, 7:28 pm
The target area is only 2 meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port...


TAGS: carpentry jesus bible
Rating: 4.17/5

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agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 2:23 pm
Terrible carpenter... he's cutting into the saw horse. Better try cooking school.



TAGS: courage try never give up
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - February 13, 2012, 8:46 pm
Will do.
Verdeckt - February 13, 2012, 8:02 pm
Don't forget to submit to Moti-Twist as well.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 7:48 pm
I'll do my best. don't hold your breath though. great st5ff Sho as always :)
Sho - February 13, 2012, 7:16 pm
As long you return her in one piece lol
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 5:40 pm
I'm calling dibs on the white ch5ck when Sho is finished :)
mariand - February 13, 2012, 5:23 pm
quack ;)

DECOY'S - In military use since 300 BC.

AMBITION - "Because if you're not the lead dog in the team the view never changes"

TAGS: and if you are somebodys always trying to stick his nose up your ass
Rating: 2.79/5

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TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:08 pm
Too graphic right away sean! I will warm up with this one.
mooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2009, 11:35 am
Excellent. 5 Lions.


TAGS: dark depressing poetry
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Shaq123

coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 6:02 pm
That's pretty demotivating. Thanks for making my day a little sadder. 5l for the definition of "demotivation".
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:53 pm

when on the "front page", you will see an orange notification whenever somebody sends you a message...or posts a comment on one of your motifakes
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:45 pm
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:44 pm

private message
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:43 pm
What's PM? ?(
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:41 pm

wow, 5L.....please read your PM


TAGS: industry human ladder accident stupid
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Sparkynator

Sparkynator - June 26, 2011, 3:20 pm
Not really i'm belgian but we've got life insurance aswell :D
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:02 pm

Canadian eh?

DENTISTRY - In North Korea


TAGS: australia language calendar country speak
Rating: 4.54/5

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mariand - November 17, 2011, 7:31 am
LOL...compensate with those who know your language and don't come to your country...

DECENCY - Because getting up and walking away would offend his feelings...

Yada, Yada, Yada -


TAGS: conservatives liberals trying to get balance in the discussion
Rating: 3.22/5

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knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
1 lion btw...
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
i don't hear anyone b****ing about this not being funny...nice double standard, i would expect no less from the dumbocrats
RONSART - April 8, 2009, 2:15 am
Thank You Miss Deltabob.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:38 pm
Hmmm...that quote sounds familiar. I just read that some where recently. LOL...nicely done. I'll throw my five into the pot now.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 6:22 pm
If only it were that easy. Ron, I am humbled.


TAGS: life time snow road vacation country state event car
Rating: 3.04/5

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justice_falls - July 6, 2009, 6:27 am
I'm from canada and I lol'd
justice_falls - July 6, 2009, 6:26 am
I am from canada and I lol'd


TAGS: 2nd try take it anyway you want
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 5:04 am
Yup I love vegetarians, BUT I couldn’t eat a whole one.
corbett06 - July 17, 2010, 9:43 pm
id like to take some of that lettuce they got covering their crotch and put it on a burger and eat it in front of them...what do you think they would do?
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 7:47 am
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2010, 8:00 pm
I have some seasoning that would spice that white meat right up sick? 5 h** petas fo you

AFTER CAREFUL TRANSLATION - It has become clear that Timmys have dated back to antiquity

TAGS: timmys timmies poetry history
Rating: 2.36/5

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aerofiend - February 17, 2010, 8:23 pm
Seems the timmys got a hold on this one first or I just suck at making motifakes

TRYHARDS - Don't know when the jokes over

TAGS: tryhard
Rating: 1.72/5

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TAGS: if political then try to make it funny
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Sean

WTFO - March 8, 2009, 11:24 pm
I don't fault an equal opportunity political satirist. Don't worry about sounding arrogant. I've given enough indications that you can presume to know my opinions on what's funny or not.
Sean - March 8, 2009, 7:14 pm
p.s.: change "knew" to "thought" -- otherwise I sound like an arrogant prick. Bye.
Sean - March 8, 2009, 7:11 pm
Thanks. Knew you'd like it ... however, just to be humorously by-partisan (or just an all-round unfunny a**hole) I did another one of this pic. Bye.
WTFO - March 8, 2009, 7:05 pm
Excellent, Sean. 5 over-taxed lions.


SEALAND - That's the joke.

TAGS: sea land sealand england ocean contry hetalia
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by Lina_M13

Derek - September 26, 2009, 8:15 pm
Didn't work out terribly well did it? Still, they got off lighter than the Argentinians did.
agdaniele - September 25, 2009, 7:33 pm
Wow, Lina. Thanks for holding my hand while I crossed One-Lion Boulevard.
pornojoy - September 25, 2009, 5:44 pm
minus funny...

I COULDN'T HANDLE MY CHILDHOOD - "You were probably too young."

TAGS: psychiatry psychology therapy
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

caveman - June 5, 2012, 9:47 pm
First good LOL of the day
lgvernon - June 5, 2012, 4:51 pm

OMGosh, this is 5Lilarious!!

Country Girl -

TAGS: country girl plowed family farm
Rating: 4.7/5

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ughomer - April 16, 2013, 11:17 pm
Plowing furrows! 5L.
spacedog - April 16, 2013, 9:33 pm
HA! 5L



I USED TO TRY HARD AT SPORTS - Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.

TAGS: trophy try sports winner buy
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - April 5, 2012, 9:52 am
Steven Wrightish. Great take templar, and yeah, Cloud, these days every bleeding heart’s a winner right up until real life smacks ya upside the haid….nice take yerself…5L for the poster and 5L for the comment (I so wish comments could be rated)
CloudchaserS - April 5, 2012, 8:41 am
I tried hard at sports. Until I realized I get a prize and called a winner just for showing up. Now I suck at sports, but hey, I'm a winner!

COUNTRY MUSIC - Every Once In A While I Like To Listen To A Little Willie

TAGS: willie nelson little country music
Rating: 4.12/5

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Carnage - March 25, 2010, 7:58 pm
i lol'd


TAGS: fear day assignment fore right stay inbounds when golfing in tn meth lab country
Rating: 4.12/5

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agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
Plain picture... made into a 5L by the caption!

MY COUNTRY - is better than your country, because my country HAS country! End of discussion...you stinkin' Commie...

TAGS: stereotypical american bartimaeus has a banjo seriously i know how to play it a little toby keith country
Rating: 3.69/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 1:38 am
This is heavily ironic for me. still, this poster kicks a**!
jeffhardy25 - July 3, 2011, 12:41 am
You meen Toby Queef?
Fatt Matt - March 22, 2010, 2:04 pm
Toby Keith is a talentless hack.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:23 pm
"We'll put a boot up your a**! It's the American way!"
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:21 pm
Yeah, Toby Keith.
Sean - March 21, 2010, 8:20 pm
Is this the dude who claimed in song that Americans can be defined by their penchant for committing a*** ra** with rugged manly footwear upon all those who oppose/despise the American way of life?
MO - March 21, 2010, 2:36 pm
I reckon I'muna have to 5 this'un. Ayup!!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:40 pm
Well played, spacedog...well played.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 12:24 pm
Hillbilly's rap? Oh right...Kid Rock. My mistake.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 11:59 am
Owning a banjo doesn't make you a hillbilly rappist...but it helps. jk
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 12:15 am
Bart with a banjo....... Deliverance much?


TAGS: life time cheerleader costume evil girl ***y fishnet stocking try never before comic con mae west quote
Rating: 3.64/5

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dslohand - October 11, 2011, 9:54 pm
redhdsrbst - February 26, 2010, 12:07 pm
Why choose? Double the pleasure and the fun. :D
bill - October 18, 2009, 4:55 pm
i agree
Ares - October 6, 2009, 3:20 pm
Ohhh, they look both goregous...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 6:14 pm
I would DB. But every time i try that they just bleed a lot and tend to be a really "dead" lay.
Woodywood03a - September 5, 2009, 5:11 pm
which left??? yours or mines???
TJ - September 5, 2009, 5:04 pm
Girl on the left... DIBS!

FREEDOM ISN'T FREE - It costs more than blood and guts. Dying for a country is easy. Vigilance, care, and love of country are the real price. It is a price most refuse to pay.

TAGS: freedom voting price rights country
Rating: 3.44/5

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RonE - May 30, 2012, 5:15 pm
Like that? heh. All ya gotta do is stand there and catch a bullet: )
lgvernon - May 30, 2012, 11:33 am

Dying for a country EASY? Sweet leapin' Jesus...

DEATH - You can be a king or a street-sweeper, but everybody dances with the grim reaper. Robert Alton Harris

DID YOU KNOW? - That Bobbing your head forward and backwards is impossible whilst your mouth is open?

Inspiration -


THERAPY - With enough psychoanalysis and meds You can avoid life altogether

DIABOLICAL - If your cat ever looks like this, it is tring to kill you. Give your cat to your nearest chinese resturant So it can be "neutralized"


TAGS: anti bigotry
Rating: 3/5

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GaryO - September 20, 2015, 8:23 am
...aaand, I imagine you have a nice a**s.
GaryO - September 20, 2015, 8:22 am
Quite a-ite, seven. You have provided entertainment in many forms for this old fossil for a rather long time now. I have always appreciated the creative side of that mind of yours. You offer a remarkable challenge to keep up.
steve1961 - September 20, 2015, 2:57 am
Gaaaaaaaay!Sorry...that was a typo...I dropped the "r".
GaryO - September 19, 2015, 9:56 pm
I....I....I think I love you, Steven.
steve1961 - September 19, 2015, 2:22 pm
You may be old, Gaz and have older attitudes but from what I have gathered from your chats and comments, you're a class act to everyone...no matter what. :)
GaryO - September 19, 2015, 7:25 am
Ralf (not an acronym). Sorry, I’m old, and apparently have a weak stomach.
steve1961 - September 19, 2015, 4:46 am
I'll be looking for a picture of an Asian, transgendered, Jewish single, homeless, disabled mother with a Downs child, next...and that still won't cover everything...Prejudice is wrong in whatever form it takes...
CloudchaserS - September 19, 2015, 4:08 am
You forgot "transgender"

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BITTY BABY - My mama would rock me in the cradle in them old cotton fields back home; It was down in Louisiana, just about a mile from Texarkana, In them old cotton fields back home. . .

TAGS: star trek music songs country south kirk spock
Rating: 1.55/5

More motifakes by okami

okami - October 29, 2009, 4:55 pm
Wha? Ya dunno the old-time songs we'd sing back out on the farm, back when we's slingin' dem cotton balls in th' burlap bags?
Anonymous2 - October 29, 2009, 4:32 pm
Pic unrelated... I think.

The Day After 9/11 -



TAGS: marchallenge not to try is a crime
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by sickartist

lesterinside - March 31, 2010, 10:49 am
I left a message to your lawyer. Hasn't replied yet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:42 am
Talk to my lawyer.....
lesterinside - March 31, 2010, 10:39 am
You always do that moooooo, when the topic is about child support.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:12 am
BTW 5L for sickartist.....but they're all 5's aren't they?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:11 am
Hey Lester...sorry about the abrupt ending to our conversation yesterday....I "fell asleep"...(passed out).....which I will do again soon.
lesterinside - March 31, 2010, 10:06 am
You risk nothing, you risk everything. 5L!



TAGS: think its lonely at the top try being alone on the bottm
Rating: 3/5

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Airman - June 12, 2009, 3:42 pm
5.. good one
Jmac0585 - June 12, 2009, 10:40 am
Another quick trip around the bases, Sean. 5/5
MO - June 11, 2009, 11:17 pm
Mark! You sumbiaatch! I was gonna say the same thing....If you close one eye and then cross the other....IT DOES look like that guy that Sean likes, but doesn't want his avatar to look like!!!!
Mark - June 11, 2009, 11:13 pm
If you squint hard enough, it kinda looks like Ted Bundy.
BoneCD - June 11, 2009, 6:44 pm
Of course unless they're reading a copy of Big'ns
Sean - June 11, 2009, 6:39 pm
Bundy's cool, just don't think my avatar looks like him. That's all. *wipes tear from corner of left eye*
MO - June 11, 2009, 6:30 pm
Note to self....Sean does NOT like Al Bundy.
Sean - June 11, 2009, 5:35 pm
No sir. If you were THINKING, you wouldn't have said that, let alone thunk it! *huff*
MO - June 11, 2009, 4:52 pm
I'm thinking Sean's avatar looks like.....Al Bundy!
TheTrashHeap - June 11, 2009, 4:00 pm
Y'know sean your avatar kinda looks like Andy Kaufman
agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 1:25 am
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:28 pm
God I hope that's not a comma splice. *fingers crossed*

THE SECOND COMING - "And what rough beast, its hour come 'round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?" - W. B. Yeats -

A Few Good Men -


TAGS: pyschology psychiatry insanity music crazy
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - January 7, 2013, 9:28 pm
The foto fit so well with the lyrics. I had to go with it... Great song also.
maoworks2 - January 7, 2013, 2:56 pm
Love It .

The Story Of Us All -


So you forgot again -

TAGS: try to remember next time motifayk
Rating: 4.62/5
Oldsod - April 14, 2014, 6:02 pm
Brilliant...no, wait...brilliance implies bright...um...5 lumens for you!

You Don't Speak for God -

TAGS: faith based bigotry
Rating: 4.53/5

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rerun - July 22, 2013, 7:52 pm

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 22, 2013, 7:37 pm
You know you're not at politifake right?
MPsniper - July 22, 2013, 7:05 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 22, 2013, 6:16 pm
No they won't. It's only a fraction of the whole so there are plenty left to repopulate. In fact, anything that lowers population increase in humans is a good thing. extinction is coming for the narrow minded though.....
MPsniper - July 22, 2013, 4:54 pm
and they will become....extinct.
crankyhead - July 21, 2013, 12:15 pm
Some 1500 species on the planet exhibit homo***ual behavior, but only one species on the planet tries to use violence to prevent it. Tell me, which behavior is un-natural?
rerun - July 20, 2013, 9:32 pm

you are free to think whatever you want. You are not free to stir up crap on this web site. I am asking here for you to stop making comments like that here. I won't ask again.
MPsniper - July 20, 2013, 9:08 pm
i am proud to verbally oppose g a y marriage. i do not have to tolerate or accept what i know to be wrong and against nature.
rerun - July 19, 2013, 5:13 pm

I think that Politifake may be the best place for him & his views.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 19, 2013, 4:52 pm
You are an embarrassment to your military and the human race. Most likely in a state of denial.
MPsniper - July 19, 2013, 4:31 pm
dont ask dont tell should never have been repealed. g a y is like feces on the bottom of a shoe.
Silverheart - July 19, 2013, 4:07 pm
A closed mind suffocates. Closed-mindedness is the stench of death. If you don't like what you see, don't look away while I enjoy the view.
BobbEdwards - July 19, 2013, 10:12 am
That was for Rerun's take on the decor
GaryO - July 19, 2013, 10:05 am
well, I wouldn't know
BobbEdwards - July 19, 2013, 9:47 am
As opposed to "fruity"? ;-)
BobbEdwards - July 19, 2013, 9:45 am
I believe MP is one of the "Voices of Reason" over at Politifake...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 19, 2013, 8:14 am
Yeah, he does....the ugliest part. Enjoy the stone age MP.
rerun - July 19, 2013, 7:14 am

don't you represent a part of our military?
MPsniper - July 19, 2013, 5:16 am
g a y is the stench of death. it is wrong in every way.
BobbEdwards - July 18, 2013, 10:54 pm
Now this has been some enjoyable discourse :-)
falloutghoul - July 18, 2013, 10:09 pm
Moooo+17, I think you fell for a troll.
GaryO - July 18, 2013, 9:38 pm
I don’t judge folks by their produce. As far as I’m concerned, those are just best people……unfortunately…….they are dead……are we done here yet? Cause I’m starting to feel a bit weird….except for the thought of a damsels in dungeons video
rerun - July 18, 2013, 8:59 pm

On another note, anybody else notice all the fruit in the background? Now that is just g**.
GaryO - July 18, 2013, 8:42 pm
OK, now I need the video
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2013, 8:18 pm
..own *** dungeon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2013, 8:18 pm
I may have been a bit harsh in my reply, I was just so shocked that there are actually still people who have such a selfish and narrow minded view of the topic. And why should anyone give a **** about what 2 consenting adults do in the privacy of their..
GaryO - July 18, 2013, 8:07 pm
Well I really don’t give a rat’s pooper, but gotta say, the ones (two guys) we had next door were darn good neighbors, and they were pretty quiet, except for the occasional arguments……which were hilarious.
rerun - July 18, 2013, 7:56 pm

I really don't think it is our place to judge same *** couples. There is so much hate in the world I really don't care if homo***uals profess love for each other, more power to them.
Greeny - July 18, 2013, 7:46 pm
Once being g** is passé, the animals are next in line
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2013, 6:49 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2013, 6:43 pm
Quit bigot. The adults are talking.
MPsniper - July 18, 2013, 6:21 pm
sorry, but g** is an abomination. wrong from every aspect.
robbidos - July 18, 2013, 5:17 pm
Idk, the dog in your imagination might turn out to be their dinner
Silverheart - July 18, 2013, 4:29 pm
If the vidoe does become available, I only hope it's as good as what I'm imagining! 5Ls
Reality Lord - July 18, 2013, 4:01 pm

oh you garyo...reading my mind again
PapaFox - July 18, 2013, 11:02 am
Definitely a 5L
GaryO - July 18, 2013, 9:53 am
Whatever. A movie of the honeymoon is available, perhaps?


SOMEWHERE - Over this rainbow is toxic waste And landfills

50 - 50 Allegiance -

TAGS: country honor patriotism allegiance america
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - May 7, 2015, 10:27 pm
This new fad of Americans stomping on the flag makes me want to retch. These people should be given 1 way tickets to Iran, Sudan or Iraq. They would discover the value of our flag then...
Reality Lord - May 7, 2015, 5:17 pm

real real nice. "guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism."

EVOLUTION - I'm proud of my ancestry ...


TAGS: poetry
Rating: 4.05/5

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jibarocampesino - July 8, 2010, 12:15 pm


TAGS: goddawful poetry doggerel unleashed
Rating: 3.96/5

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agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 4:04 am
1L'd by giulio


TAGS: just trying my hand at a sean style poster
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 3:59 am
Wow that is f*cked up!
Reality Lord - June 21, 2010, 9:37 pm

one of my all time favs.
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:34 pm

erock, Briton is no longer part of the family here at Motifake. I am sure he would appreciate your post.
erock - February 10, 2010, 12:26 pm
Briton, this poster is awesome 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2010, 6:39 pm
That is the most APT question I have ever seen on motifake!
moRR - February 7, 2010, 6:12 pm
is this actually a woman or not? O_-
Briton of Rose - October 22, 2009, 3:50 am
Thank you, gentlemen, for your kind words.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:23 pm
again, Brilliant
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:23 pm
BoR makes some great stuff!
Treehodger - October 21, 2009, 11:22 pm
holy hell. epic win. 5 lions.
Derek - September 30, 2009, 12:03 am
agdaniele - September 2, 2009, 2:16 am
This is genius.
Sean - August 26, 2009, 11:53 pm
Or keep doing really good ones like this so I don't feel like such a freak. Tootles.
Sean - August 26, 2009, 11:33 pm
This is great. I love it. Excellent timing on the punchline. I didn't see it coming. Very nice. Now quit copying me! Find your own thing!
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 8:21 am


COOL - She was country when country wasn't cool He was cool when cool wasn't country

TAGS: country music jazz cool
Rating: 3.71/5

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TheSanityInspector - May 9, 2012, 1:58 pm
Meh, the more I look at this, the more I think I should have worked on the image composition. How embarrassing!

BIGOTRY - He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave. Andrew Carnegie


TAGS: elizabeth lambert soccer retry
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Anonymous2

Treehodger - February 11, 2010, 3:27 pm
Wonder how rough she is in ***?...


HYROGEN BOMB - Take the 2O out of the H2O and BOOM this is what you've got.

TAGS: bomb science chemistry
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by timebomb

Arkot - October 15, 2009, 3:49 am
Actually in Japanese Hydrogen is suiso
Mark Santiago - October 13, 2009, 9:39 pm
That's the way we say it in Japan. HYROGEN. Rucky you. Know you know.
OMFGMyFaceIsMelting - October 11, 2009, 9:29 am
What the hell is a Hyrogen Bomb? Is it like an aluminum falcon?
Arkot - October 10, 2009, 2:05 pm
Actually it should be 'take the O out of H2O'

NEO ATHEISM - Jesus had a shave and thanked Dad he didn't give up that carpentry gig

TAGS: jesus carpentry miracle
Rating: 1.76/5

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Hector - May 19, 2009, 2:12 pm
Why women live longer than men.

CHEMISTRY - Some People Just Fit Together


TAGS: the mods try to help
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

darkhartx1 - December 16, 2010, 4:29 am
Donkasaurus, Actually Yes I do. You missed my point, therefore you don't get it.
Reality Lord - December 15, 2010, 1:47 pm

this is awesome...how did i miss this!
Donkasaurus - December 15, 2010, 10:43 am
course it is dark...you just dont get it.
darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 5:10 am
This isn't even a joke 5L
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2010, 10:02 pm
got some red and green duct ***e for the holidays too. you never can have to much duct ***e, just sayin
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:59 pm
WallyWorld has those. Wow. They gots everything.
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2010, 9:57 pm
got one, they were on sale this week at Walmart. BOGO is a good deal
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:49 pm
Get a life.
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
I love owl posters!! 5L
pzykosiz - December 14, 2010, 9:11 pm
nice. 5L's
Donkasaurus - December 14, 2010, 5:18 pm
HAHAHAH! Hilarious!


TAGS: house decrepid dream country
Rating: 4.4/5

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5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 9:24 pm
So who has the Chrysler that sits about 20?
GreyScorpion - November 28, 2010, 8:04 pm
Tin roof, rusted


TRYING - sometimes you can try your hardest and still lose. sometimes you must accept that you fail at life

TAGS: robot fail trying
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by CaptCourageous

CloudchaserS - October 28, 2011, 9:49 am
Reminds me of celebs showing up at their own look-alike contests and placing 2nd, 3rd or not even at all.

GIVING IT YOUR BEST - May mean risking looking ridiculous But the rewards are awe... DEAR LORD! Screw it- I'm gonna go play Uncharted 2. Aint noone wants ta see my "O" face.


TAGS: feeling dark poetry awesome
Rating: 3.69/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 1:23 pm
How very poetic. Now I feel like jamming a fork into an electrical socket. Lol. It's good, it's good. Fed my dark morning. 5L!
Shaq123 - February 9, 2011, 9:11 pm
Hawamleh - February 9, 2011, 3:16 pm
Implying bubba is emo, he is quite happy, the government feeds him emos
Shaq123 - February 9, 2011, 2:48 pm
That's cuz that is one of my nicknames.
Hawamleh - February 9, 2011, 8:40 am
anyone else notice that he didn't deny meeting bubba?
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 11:49 pm
You're both pretty... I just prefer having someone across the dinner table who doesn't ask me why Cheerio's aren't shaped like an "X"
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 11:48 pm
He knows I only like him for the way he looks.
Claire - February 8, 2011, 11:01 pm
D'aww. Be careful, Moo+ may get jealous.
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 10:44 pm
Very valid point, Claire. I change my mind... you're as smart as you are female.
Claire - February 8, 2011, 10:43 pm
It's nice to know we're all full of self-confidence. :) Even the emo.
tellitlikeitis - February 8, 2011, 10:41 pm
No worries Claire... I know what you meant. Besides I think I'm awesome too.
Claire - February 8, 2011, 10:36 pm
Oh you... It could be worse. I could be Mexican.
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 10:31 pm
Hell, Claire... we've seen your pictures, and we all made the same mistake!
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 10:30 pm
you seem corn-fused..... good
Claire - February 8, 2011, 10:20 pm
Monkey- what? Ag- Oh yes. I think Shaq missed the joke about me being a man.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 10:12 pm
Who said anything about shucking corn?
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 10:10 pm
It's a Shaq attack! Hi there, Claire... how's things been, you wonderful human being?
Claire - February 8, 2011, 9:44 pm
Shaq, that is. You're okay, Tellitlikeitis. :)
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 9:43 pm
S'ok with me. I think I'm awesome, so who cares what others think (besides the ladies)
Claire - February 8, 2011, 9:40 pm
I still don't have to like you, though.
tellitlikeitis - February 8, 2011, 9:39 pm
You're getting it now, Shaq123.
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 9:28 pm
Pie is delicious.
TheTrashHeap - February 8, 2011, 9:13 pm
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 8:59 pm
For the sake of preserving my sanity, I shall ignore all of you.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 4:35 pm
and his Barbie and Bratz collections
Feasibly - February 8, 2011, 4:24 pm
Shaq, pay no attention to 5150. He's just envious of your Care Bear bed sheets.
TheTrashHeap - February 8, 2011, 4:16 pm
I wish my lawn was emo...
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 4:10 pm
Still not emo =]
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 3:01 pm
Most Emos just cut themselves when they feel insulted.
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 2:59 pm
Look... I don't like being pushed around, but I'm no tough guy. And that whole bone sticking out thing was an accident. Anyway, let's just move on, shall we?
Hawamleh - February 8, 2011, 8:39 am
you forgot the part that came after you beat up the guy so bad. they sent you to jail where you met your new friend Bubba.
Peso - February 8, 2011, 8:20 am
You guys are actually on line making comments at 3 o'clock in the morning???
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 6:25 am
do you really need it explained? just read the comments again and it will all come clear.
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 6:12 am
I am now utterly confused... Man I love this site!
agdaniele - February 7, 2011, 11:57 pm
My first was a chicken pot pie... talk about scarring!
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 11:56 pm
Ahhhh memories of my first warm apple pie after seeing that movie scene. of course, microwaves tend to create h**spots, and now the scarring is hardly visible.
autumnspirit - February 7, 2011, 11:53 pm
Pecan... oh, yes... warm pecan
tellitlikeitis - February 7, 2011, 10:44 pm
Rhubarb sauce is the best!
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 10:43 pm
Hey claire! we are all venting.
Claire - February 7, 2011, 10:40 pm
I freaking love rhubarb pie...
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 10:39 pm
strawberry Rhubarb?
Claire - February 7, 2011, 10:37 pm
agdaniele - February 7, 2011, 10:30 pm
Key lime.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 7, 2011, 10:28 pm
Lemon Meringue......f*** off!!!!
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2011, 10:14 pm
OOH! Shaq's gonna find me! Srsly shaq never brag that you beat a guy until his bone stuck out. If you think for a second that ANYONE here is scared of your tough guy act you have another thing coming. Now act like a grown up and roll with the punches.
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 9:38 pm
WTF? Take a compliment. Ok, So you're not Emo. As far as I know, if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and ****s like a duck...........its a f'n duck
autumnspirit - February 7, 2011, 9:35 pm
Give more of your feelings, from your comments in a poster! :)
autumnspirit - February 7, 2011, 9:34 pm
Give more of your feelings, from your comments in a poster! :)
agdaniele - February 7, 2011, 9:33 pm
LMAO! Cubby FTW!
Cubbybear - February 7, 2011, 8:32 pm
This is Sparta!!!
tellitlikeitis - February 7, 2011, 8:07 pm
You're right Shaq123... No one is truly who they say they are... we all have different sides that we want shown (or not)... Life is too way too short to be sad or to be taken for granted. Your poster is great. 5 L's to you.
Reality Lord - February 7, 2011, 7:48 pm

whoa...hows about we all settle it down a bit.
CANADA - February 7, 2011, 7:48 pm
he sounds like the toughest 16 year old emo kid ever lol
Chompers - February 7, 2011, 7:43 pm
Claire is a guy, his old name was Arrogant Knight, and we used to call him Claire for being such a pansy
Claire - February 7, 2011, 7:42 pm
How do you know I'm a female? Doesn't matter, Ag is right. You are a chump (to put it nicely. I have some different words in mind.)
Chompers - February 7, 2011, 7:41 pm
Real men don't give a **** about what people on the internet think. Anybody want to argue that one?
agdaniele - February 7, 2011, 7:33 pm
Honor code includes being an online tough guy? What a chump.
Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 7:21 pm
I have an honor code: I never harm females.
Claire - February 7, 2011, 7:16 pm
I dare you.
Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 7:14 pm
I'm a dude, hetero***ual, and I kicked someone's a** so hard they had severoal bones sticking out. Don't push me. I'll find you.
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2011, 6:41 pm
es from the tone of this poster I could immediately tell that you are the happy go lucky impish type! You probably even have unicorn wallpaper and care bear sheets. This poster looks like the suicide poem of a 15 year old girl.
Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 6:35 pm
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 6:14 pm
dude never ask the Internet not to do something...
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 5:46 pm
Aside from setting yourself up for attacks, Truly good motifakes come from the inside. "harvest the pain" was what I was told by a greybeard once. Your dark, Emo place is making decent ones. Keep it up. 5L
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 5:45 pm
Aside from setting yourself up for attacks, Truly good motifakes come from the inside. "harvest the pain" was what I was told by a greybeard once. Your dark, Emo place is making decent ones. Keep it up. 5L
Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 3:24 pm
These are my true feelings... Please no bad comments...

ALRIGHT - So where exactly is the Ring?

DINOSAUR DUNDEE - Crocodile’s half brother… He always did try too hard.


TAGS: sentry bear listening
Rating: 2.82/5

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LordKraven - December 31, 2010, 10:12 am
GreyScorpion - December 31, 2010, 9:43 am
phoned in


TAGS: maybe next time we can try a little diamond cut pattern
Rating: 2.79/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 1:02 pm
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:02 pm
anyone with devils, jets or giants jerseys on. I'm not even exaggerating. EVERYONE!!! I'm in Beagle hell!!!
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:00 pm
You hush your fingers Bone!! Smater of fact now I've got to wash my eyes out!! Actually it's really strange. South Jersey where she is may as well be Philladelphia. They are ALL Flyers, Eagles and Phillies fans. We go out all the time and never see....
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:53 pm
If Nik is a Jersey Girl you would think that she would be a Giants Fan.
MO - August 30, 2009, 12:47 pm
Exit O Baby!!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
*hmmm, she is a Jersey Girl* say what!
MO - August 30, 2009, 12:41 pm
MOtel? Never! She belongs in a h**el!!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:38 pm
I would think that Nik was that "Jersey Girl" at the MOtel
MO - August 30, 2009, 12:32 pm
Hard sayin, not Knowing!!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 12:01 pm
Wasn't that the gal at the no-tell-MOtel
Haarakkon - August 30, 2009, 11:53 am
No idea on that one, but a cursory search came up with hits on Guernsey Maids.
MO - August 30, 2009, 11:46 am
Where the hell am I getting "jersey maids" though. That's the burning question I've got. The **** that floats around in my head.....wow.
Haarakkon - August 30, 2009, 11:28 am
Angus / Charolais "hybrids" will also result in a black and white cow. Typically those cattle are black with white colorings, though.
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 10:33 am
Look at them nice tight straight rows, eH!
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:51 am
Holsteins are the proper name for your black and white mooooers. I'm positive that "jersey maids" are the nickname for them to, but can't find anything. Anyone got some mooooore info? Muuler? Muuler?? Anyone?
MO - August 30, 2009, 9:48 am
So I'm still researching Jersey Maid cows. I coulda swore that they were the Black and white ones. Turns out I'm nuckinfutz. So my comment about jersey girls was also aimed at my squirrel, who lives in....Jersey.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 2:01 am
freudooooooooooo....Sean's a big fan of the Oedipus theory.
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 1:59 am
Doctor Sigmund Sean - August 30, 2009, 1:48 am
And yet *strokes chin* you put a qvestion marks on ze endz of zat zentence. Verwy interestink, no?
Nik - August 30, 2009, 1:42 am
AK...I couldn't agree more. I love MO to death, but I am constantly confused by him. Now that I think of it, I think it's part of the charm for me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 1:31 am
So now it matters what colour I am?....Shame on you MO....You should be more open minded.
Arrogant Knight - August 30, 2009, 1:26 am
MO confuses a lot of people...
Nik - August 30, 2009, 1:25 am
To explain something that most people do not know...the only black and white cows are called jersey cows or jersey milk cows. Something along those lines? MO can tell you the whole story. I was a little confused myself. Still not sure right now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 30, 2009, 1:03 am
So...I'm a girl and from Jersey?.......It's on MO (you're still cool Nik.)
Nik - August 29, 2009, 7:52 pm
d*** straight!!!
MO - August 29, 2009, 5:28 pm
Jersey girls! Multi talented!!

CLOCK-WATCHERS - Eventually they become captains of industry

Kryptonite -

TAGS: nerd comics sentry marvel dc
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Brent

aaaaaberg - October 14, 2011, 6:27 am
The "S" obviously stands for ***less.
Erin - April 21, 2009, 8:52 pm
Kryptonite does not bother him, but he is so bat **** crazy he can't leave his house. Marvel can screw up anything
K - December 3, 2008, 6:29 am
Looks like a WWE or Boxing title belt
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 6:17 pm
Looks like a p**** licker.
Rob Reynolds - August 6, 2008, 2:39 am
Man thats the Sentry. marvels badass superman equivalent
Captain Douchebag - July 31, 2008, 9:52 pm
He's obviously Man With S On His Belt.
blah - July 31, 2008, 7:59 pm
Who the hell is he anyway?

memories -