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INFANTRY - Always Improvise, Adapt and Overcome...!!!


TAGS: army war infantry soldier iraq afghanistan warrior combat
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Cerberus

suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:44 pm
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome is US Marine Corps, actally, not infantry. funny though
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
I love this, just made me laugh over and over.


I AM TRYING TO EAT HEALTHIER - So how do you think I am doing so far ?


TAGS: trying eating healthier donut salad
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Budog

Derek - July 7, 2011, 8:04 pm
I expect this will be NYPD approved.


NEVER BE AFRAID TO TRY SOMETHING NEW - Remember Amateurs built the Ark and Professionals built the Titanic




THE CHEMIST FUN -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


BAT COUNTRY - WE CAN'T STOP HERE


TAGS: bat country fear and loathing in las vegas
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by scott

Dougie - January 12, 2009, 9:32 am
Fail. switching around the punchline and all, and just so you fit in with the Motifake crew. You, are a f***tard my friend.


THE SACRIFICE -


TAGS: sacrifice duty honor country military
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 1:55 pm
"Heroes"; IN the hearts... sigh... the sacrifice of English


STOP TRYING - To fit in when you were born to stand out .


TAGS: stop trying to fit in
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Budog

NickelinDimer - August 25, 2016, 12:18 pm
There's no trouble to being different... so long as you "think" is in-sync with others of what's acceptable.
Sho - May 16, 2012, 5:30 pm
That'5 exactly what they all told me
dslohand - May 16, 2012, 11:32 am
5 QUACKS err 5 peeps . This made me giggle .
dslohand - May 16, 2012, 11:32 am
5 QUACKS err 5 peeps . This made me giggle .
dslohand - May 16, 2012, 11:31 am
5 QUACKS err 5 peeps . This made me giggle .
dslohand - May 16, 2012, 11:31 am
5 QUACKS err 5 peeps . This made me giggle .
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2012, 8:34 am
Crap! Sorry about the repeats! No idea what went wrong
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2012, 8:33 am
One who is born "more different" than everyone else was born that way for a reason! 5L
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2012, 8:32 am
One who is born "more different" than everyone else was born that way for a reason! 5L
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2012, 8:32 am
One who is born "more different" than everyone else was born that way for a reason! 5L


DO IT YOUR WAY - There’s no manual for how to live your life. And even if there were, with my luck, it would all be in French.


TAGS: france life luck live country
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

zoomer296 - February 11, 2013, 10:51 pm
You could always find a translated version on the almighty Google.
gas - August 29, 2011, 11:36 am
le grill?? what the hell is le grill??!!


"MARINES" - Semper PIE


TAGS: army marines airborne infantry
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by aus012

eldashadow12 - April 17, 2013, 1:43 pm
No, this is just what happens when you intergrate soldiers with Marines.
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 6:01 pm
It's a lie! Tell me it's a lie! It's a Seabee, right?


TECHNICALLY WHISKEY IS A SOLUTION -


TAGS: whiskey bushmills chemistry solution
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

falloutghoul - November 16, 2012, 5:34 pm
"A," not "the" solution.


JUSTIN BIEBER - He's trying to be black.




GIRLFRIEND - equation still in development


TAGS: nerds trying to get girls dlm4
Rating: 4.64/5

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Benlulz - September 18, 2010, 7:01 pm
Very nice ^^
That13YearOldKid - September 11, 2010, 12:55 pm
Indeed a mystery...
That13YearOldKid - September 11, 2010, 12:55 pm
Indeed a mystery...
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 12:45 pm
Perfect 5L


LIFE IS DIFFICULT - That'll be $150, please


TAGS: psychiatry psychology therapy
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

mariand - June 5, 2012, 5:55 pm
lol


WE WERE SOLDIERS -


TAGS: courage duty honor country military
Rating: 4.57/5

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dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:21 pm
Thank you for your service.


CHEMISTRY - Good Grades Vs Getting laid Choose your Destiny


TAGS: chemistry grades score
Rating: 3.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 5:19 pm
Shucks, I got neither!


COUNTRYSIDES - They make me wanna take the long way home.


TAGS: rodney atkins song beautiful countryside
Rating: 4.58/5

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carebear - March 29, 2012, 1:33 pm
(carebear BANNED)


A MILE - Not all journeys are equal .


TAGS: i am trying
Rating: 4.82/5

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spacedog - November 9, 2010, 8:47 pm
Nice poster mikieelmo.
Ed-Hyde - November 3, 2010, 7:13 am
I wonder how far he'll get on two flats?
Derek - November 2, 2010, 9:56 pm
At least he's not drinking and driving.
Reality Lord - November 2, 2010, 9:03 pm

yup...nice one!
fred - November 2, 2010, 7:38 pm
Recycling is the shizzle
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:08 pm
Very nice.


ZOMBIE CHICKEN - The poultry apocalypse has begun ...




WAR - No poor dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. General George S. Patton (1885-1945)


TAGS: war death dumb country patton
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - September 22, 2012, 7:10 pm

@thesun...this is a comedy/satire site. Nobody here is intentionally, they are just having fun
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 7:00 pm
aw please be nice :)
djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:56 am
Suuure...you say that while you're winning. ;) And I have done 6 since, though most've been ripped to shreds. :/
suzieq - January 31, 2012, 9:56 am
oh OK... I didn't mean 'get out of it' completely, just change the subject every now and then. There is plenty of fun military stuff to do :) this is not a contest you know, just fun and games :)
djrcreative - January 31, 2012, 12:58 am
"Get out of the military stuff !!!" ;P What, so you can stand a chance? LOL!
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:46 am
thanks for the 5L, my friend. why hypocrite ?
djrcreative - January 30, 2012, 2:54 am
Hypocrite. ;P 5LOL!
Verdeckt - January 30, 2012, 2:07 am
You should upload this to Philosophy Wall as well


COUNTRY WISDOM - A smart man can learn from others mistakes


TAGS: country wisdom learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.75/5

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Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:52 pm
I wonder if Ray would let us build our own "man shacks" there too?
Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:49 pm
It's kind of like sleeping on the couch, camping with TV. Got my beer, got my dogs, hell I actually like it...
Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:29 pm
If you got cable IT DON'T MATTER!


YOU NEED TO CALL IT -


TAGS: call it no country for old men anton
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by ThePirate

Shara - September 3, 2009, 6:16 pm
OMG! It's Courtney Love!!!


HAIKUS - Haikus are poetry. Sure. And Quantum Mechanics is math too.


TAGS: december challenge poetry dont get me started on fuzzy logic
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:54 pm
Or maybe haikus are stupid, haiku writers are stupid, stop being stupid. But I'm not sure, is "being" one syllable or 2?
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:52 pm
Haikus are stupid Haiku writers are stupid I'm a hypocrite. Thank you, thank you.
Sean - December 18, 2009, 11:33 pm
"Bacon cheeseburger" ... Moooooooooooooooo beat "refrigerator" by two months, if memory serves.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:13 am
one produces the other
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 10:12 am
microwave burritos and rocky road.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:08 am
Fish Taco's ??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 9:58 am
Not really....I cried afterwords.....then came the comfort food.
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 6:16 am
Hey Moooooooo...was it good for you too? ;-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 7:54 pm
#70329.......I've been poster ra**d!......Not by you LD, But that Refrigerator is on my f***ing list!
motifake - December 14, 2009, 7:49 pm

"Refrigerator" LMAO!
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:36 pm
Can we toss new age music in there? 5L
spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:22 pm
LOL, 5Ls.


HANNUKAH - Lemme hear ya say OY!


TAGS: late entry for dec 12th
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by spacedog

rerun - December 14, 2009, 7:58 pm

The Resident Jew (Me) gives this 5L
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 1:24 am
LOL!!! He's cutting his next album with 50 cent (haggled down from 75 cents)
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:30 pm
OY!...Only cause I'm forced to at certain times of the year


CANADA -


TAGS: life time snow road vacation country
Rating: 3.19/5

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CANADA - December 1, 2009, 2:34 am
LOL @ Aggy
agdaniele - April 16, 2009, 7:28 pm
The target area is only 2 meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port...


CARPENTRY -


TAGS: carpentry jesus bible
Rating: 4.17/5

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agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 2:23 pm
Terrible carpenter... he's cutting into the saw horse. Better try cooking school.


MOBILE EXAMINATOR -




ALMOST NEVER SCARED -


TAGS: courage try never give up
Rating: 4.57/5

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Sho - February 13, 2012, 8:46 pm
Will do.
Verdeckt - February 13, 2012, 8:02 pm
Don't forget to submit to Moti-Twist as well.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 7:48 pm
I'll do my best. don't hold your breath though. great st5ff Sho as always :)
Sho - February 13, 2012, 7:16 pm
As long you return her in one piece lol
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 5:40 pm
I'm calling dibs on the white ch5ck when Sho is finished :)
mariand - February 13, 2012, 5:23 pm
quack ;)


DECOY'S - In military use since 300 BC.




AMBITION - "Because if you're not the lead dog in the team the view never changes"


TAGS: and if you are somebodys always trying to stick his nose up your ass
Rating: 2.79/5

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TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:08 pm
Too graphic right away sean! I will warm up with this one.
mooooooooooooooo - July 1, 2009, 11:35 am
Excellent. 5 Lions.


DARKNESS -


TAGS: dark depressing poetry
Rating: 5/5

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coldinjected - January 25, 2011, 6:02 pm
That's pretty demotivating. Thanks for making my day a little sadder. 5l for the definition of "demotivation".
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:53 pm

when on the "front page", you will see an orange notification whenever somebody sends you a message...or posts a comment on one of your motifakes
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:45 pm
Oh
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:44 pm

private message
Shaq123 - January 25, 2011, 5:43 pm
What's PM? ?(
rerun - January 25, 2011, 5:41 pm

wow, 5L.....please read your PM


INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENTS -


TAGS: industry human ladder accident stupid
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Sparkynator

Sparkynator - June 26, 2011, 3:20 pm
Not really i'm belgian but we've got life insurance aswell :D
Reality Lord - June 25, 2011, 5:02 pm

Canadian eh?


DENTISTRY - In North Korea




AUSSIE SLANG -


TAGS: australia language calendar country speak
Rating: 4.54/5

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mariand - November 17, 2011, 7:31 am
LOL...compensate with those who know your language and don't come to your country...


DECENCY - Because getting up and walking away would offend his feelings...




Yada, Yada, Yada -




MR. CONSERVATIVE -


TAGS: conservatives liberals trying to get balance in the discussion
Rating: 3.22/5

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knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
1 lion btw...
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
i don't hear anyone b****ing about this not being funny...nice double standard, i would expect no less from the dumbocrats
RONSART - April 8, 2009, 2:15 am
Thank You Miss Deltabob.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:38 pm
Hmmm...that quote sounds familiar. I just read that some where recently. LOL...nicely done. I'll throw my five into the pot now.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 6:22 pm
If only it were that easy. Ron, I am humbled.


CANADA -


TAGS: life time snow road vacation country state event car
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by giulio

justice_falls - July 6, 2009, 6:27 am
I'm from canada and I lol'd
justice_falls - July 6, 2009, 6:26 am
I am from canada and I lol'd


VEGETARIANS -


TAGS: 2nd try take it anyway you want
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Bolverk37782 - March 12, 2011, 5:04 am
Yup I love vegetarians, BUT I couldn’t eat a whole one.
corbett06 - July 17, 2010, 9:43 pm
id like to take some of that lettuce they got covering their crotch and put it on a burger and eat it in front of them...what do you think they would do?
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 7:47 am
BBQ
Faceplant31 - January 20, 2010, 8:00 pm
I have some seasoning that would spice that white meat right up sick? 5 h** petas fo you


AFTER CAREFUL TRANSLATION - It has become clear that Timmys have dated back to antiquity


TAGS: timmys timmies poetry history
Rating: 2.36/5

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aerofiend - February 17, 2010, 8:23 pm
Seems the timmys got a hold on this one first or I just suck at making motifakes


TRYHARDS - Don't know when the jokes over


TAGS: tryhard
Rating: 1.72/5

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OBAMANOMICS -


TAGS: if political then try to make it funny
Rating: 2.95/5

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WTFO - March 8, 2009, 11:24 pm
I don't fault an equal opportunity political satirist. Don't worry about sounding arrogant. I've given enough indications that you can presume to know my opinions on what's funny or not.
Sean - March 8, 2009, 7:14 pm
p.s.: change "knew" to "thought" -- otherwise I sound like an arrogant prick. Bye.
Sean - March 8, 2009, 7:11 pm
Thanks. Knew you'd like it ... however, just to be humorously by-partisan (or just an all-round unfunny a**hole) I did another one of this pic. Bye.
WTFO - March 8, 2009, 7:05 pm
Excellent, Sean. 5 over-taxed lions.


PORK, PORK AND PORK -




SEALAND - That's the joke.


TAGS: sea land sealand england ocean contry hetalia
Rating: 2.7/5

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Derek - September 26, 2009, 8:15 pm
Didn't work out terribly well did it? Still, they got off lighter than the Argentinians did.
agdaniele - September 25, 2009, 7:33 pm
Wow, Lina. Thanks for holding my hand while I crossed One-Lion Boulevard.
pornojoy - September 25, 2009, 5:44 pm
minus funny...


I COULDN'T HANDLE MY CHILDHOOD - "You were probably too young."


TAGS: psychiatry psychology therapy
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

caveman - June 5, 2012, 9:47 pm
First good LOL of the day
lgvernon - June 5, 2012, 4:51 pm

OMGosh, this is 5Lilarious!!


Country Girl -


TAGS: country girl plowed family farm
Rating: 4.7/5

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ughomer - April 16, 2013, 11:17 pm
Plowing furrows! 5L.
spacedog - April 16, 2013, 9:33 pm
HA! 5L


HOLD UP THERE DUDE -




RUNNING WITH POINTY OBJECTS - Not Limited to Scissors




I USED TO TRY HARD AT SPORTS - Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.


TAGS: trophy try sports winner buy
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - April 5, 2012, 9:52 am
Steven Wrightish. Great take templar, and yeah, Cloud, these days every bleeding heart’s a winner right up until real life smacks ya upside the haid….nice take yerself…5L for the poster and 5L for the comment (I so wish comments could be rated)
CloudchaserS - April 5, 2012, 8:41 am
I tried hard at sports. Until I realized I get a prize and called a winner just for showing up. Now I suck at sports, but hey, I'm a winner!


COUNTRY MUSIC - Every Once In A While I Like To Listen To A Little Willie


TAGS: willie nelson little country music
Rating: 4.12/5

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Carnage - March 25, 2010, 7:58 pm
i lol'd


ABJECT FEAR -


TAGS: fear day assignment fore right stay inbounds when golfing in tn meth lab country
Rating: 4.12/5

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agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
Plain picture... made into a 5L by the caption!


MY COUNTRY - is better than your country, because my country HAS country! End of discussion...you stinkin' Commie...


TAGS: stereotypical american bartimaeus has a banjo seriously i know how to play it a little toby keith country
Rating: 3.69/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 1:38 am
This is heavily ironic for me. still, this poster kicks a**!
jeffhardy25 - July 3, 2011, 12:41 am
You meen Toby Queef?
Fatt Matt - March 22, 2010, 2:04 pm
Toby Keith is a talentless hack.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:23 pm
"We'll put a boot up your a**! It's the American way!"
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:21 pm
Yeah, Toby Keith.
Sean - March 21, 2010, 8:20 pm
Is this the dude who claimed in song that Americans can be defined by their penchant for committing a*** ra** with rugged manly footwear upon all those who oppose/despise the American way of life?
MO - March 21, 2010, 2:36 pm
I reckon I'muna have to 5 this'un. Ayup!!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:40 pm
Well played, spacedog...well played.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 12:24 pm
Hillbilly's rap? Oh right...Kid Rock. My mistake.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 11:59 am
Owning a banjo doesn't make you a hillbilly rappist...but it helps. jk
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 12:15 am
Bart with a banjo....... Deliverance much?


TEMPTATION -


TAGS: life time cheerleader costume evil girl ***y fishnet stocking try never before comic con mae west quote
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by giulio

dslohand - October 11, 2011, 9:54 pm
WOW WHAT A TOUGH CHOICE BOTH ARE WORTH 5 TRIES
redhdsrbst - February 26, 2010, 12:07 pm
Why choose? Double the pleasure and the fun. :D
bill - October 18, 2009, 4:55 pm
i agree
Ares - October 6, 2009, 3:20 pm
Ohhh, they look both goregous...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2009, 6:14 pm
I would DB. But every time i try that they just bleed a lot and tend to be a really "dead" lay.
Woodywood03a - September 5, 2009, 5:11 pm
which left??? yours or mines???
TJ - September 5, 2009, 5:04 pm
Girl on the left... DIBS!


FREEDOM ISN'T FREE - It costs more than blood and guts. Dying for a country is easy. Vigilance, care, and love of country are the real price. It is a price most refuse to pay.


TAGS: freedom voting price rights country
Rating: 3.44/5

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RonE - May 30, 2012, 5:15 pm
Like that? heh. All ya gotta do is stand there and catch a bullet: )
lgvernon - May 30, 2012, 11:33 am

Dying for a country EASY? Sweet leapin' Jesus...


DEATH - You can be a king or a street-sweeper, but everybody dances with the grim reaper. Robert Alton Harris




DID YOU KNOW? - That Bobbing your head forward and backwards is impossible whilst your mouth is open?




Inspiration -




THE CHICKEN RUN -




THERAPY - With enough psychoanalysis and meds You can avoid life altogether




DIABOLICAL - If your cat ever looks like this, it is tring to kill you. Give your cat to your nearest chinese resturant So it can be "neutralized"




A GAY, INTERRACIAL COUPLE'S WEDDING KISS -


TAGS: anti bigotry
Rating: 3.18/5

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GaryO - September 20, 2015, 8:23 am
...aaand, I imagine you have a nice a**s.
GaryO - September 20, 2015, 8:22 am
Quite a-ite, seven. You have provided entertainment in many forms for this old fossil for a rather long time now. I have always appreciated the creative side of that mind of yours. You offer a remarkable challenge to keep up.
steve1961 - September 20, 2015, 2:57 am
Gaaaaaaaay!Sorry...that was a typo...I dropped the "r".
GaryO - September 19, 2015, 9:56 pm
I....I....I think I love you, Steven.
steve1961 - September 19, 2015, 2:22 pm
You may be old, Gaz and have older attitudes but from what I have gathered from your chats and comments, you're a class act to everyone...no matter what. :)
GaryO - September 19, 2015, 7:25 am
Ralf (not an acronym). Sorry, I’m old, and apparently have a weak stomach.
steve1961 - September 19, 2015, 4:46 am
I'll be looking for a picture of an Asian, transgendered, Jewish single, homeless, disabled mother with a Downs child, next...and that still won't cover everything...Prejudice is wrong in whatever form it takes...
CloudchaserS - September 19, 2015, 4:08 am
You forgot "transgender"


WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BITTY BABY - My mama would rock me in the cradle in them old cotton fields back home; It was down in Louisiana, just about a mile from Texarkana, In them old cotton fields back home. . .


TAGS: star trek music songs country south kirk spock
Rating: 1.55/5

More motifakes by okami

okami - October 29, 2009, 4:55 pm
Wha? Ya dunno the old-time songs we'd sing back out on the farm, back when we's slingin' dem cotton balls in th' burlap bags?
Anonymous2 - October 29, 2009, 4:32 pm
Pic unrelated... I think.


The Day After 9/11 -




Perspective -


TAGS: waxing poetry body pain screaming
Rating: 5/5

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blesic - July 21, 2015, 12:13 pm
Thank you very much!
mizzdizz - July 20, 2015, 1:15 pm
NEVER AGAIN! ROTFL! That much pain to only gain 2 days over using the razor! LOL! Good one Blesic! 5L


FITNESS -




LAUNDRY -


TAGS: atryu where are you
Rating: 4.71/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 6:45 pm
The ph**o used is inaccurate. Everyone knows that Laundry is women's work. (Yes, I'm joking!)
mizzdizz - February 16, 2016, 11:40 am
Stole it---ran it up a flagpole and all that!
mizzdizz - February 16, 2016, 11:39 am
----f-ing symbol fairie! Haven't seen 'Hal', but Uncle and 2 aunts in frats---heard the stories!!! HAHAHAHA! Chicks are worse---MUCH worse! They're just better at keeping it quiet! LOL! I don't miss the mankini! 1 of my aunts has one as a trophy! -----
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 8:39 pm
Worse... Ever see the th*** in "Shallow Hal"?
mizzdizz - February 15, 2016, 8:13 am
The frat? You're in college--- yup! you'd never live it down, NEVER! Especially if they were 'granny panties'! LOL!
NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 6:46 am
i told her: Make-SURE the dryer is EMPTY when she's done! Gawd!what if I waited until I got back to the frat to fold them? I'd never be able to live it down!
mizzdizz - February 14, 2016, 5:58 am
HAHAHAHA!!!! Yup, Nick! Your Mom's----I believe you----suuuuuuure! LOL!
NickDahlmier - February 14, 2016, 12:13 am
I just did a big bin's worth while watching the latest Bond film. Nothing like watching "Spectre" while washing, drying & folding various shirts, socks & panti--Wait, how'd these get in here? Dammit, Mom!
rerun - January 13, 2016, 7:44 pm

Knock off the comments & abusive tone guys (you two seasoned vets know better). If you don't like a poster, low or no vote it. To tear apart the contributor isn't acceptable. I hope I am very clear on this.
steve1961 - January 13, 2016, 2:42 pm
Wow...I never thought I'd be the voice of reason but you guys all need to take it down a notch. LOL Go do some laundry.
Greeny - January 13, 2016, 1:59 pm
180162
mizzdizz - January 13, 2016, 1:50 pm
The comments section of the forum is for commenting on the poster, not for complaining about the site. What the 2 of you did was wrong. Greeny opened the door, you followed him. What the 2 of you did was wrong.
GaryO - January 13, 2016, 11:10 am
Yer still on spin cycle? Apologize to Meenie for your last misdirected rant. That’s what should be on yer agenda...whats the word you use?...ah, yes...’lint’, this is boring lint. Like you say, take it to the forum. Everybody else has moved on
mizzdizz - January 13, 2016, 10:32 am
It is WRONG to use someone's poster as a medium to vent complaints against the site. My complaint is against BOTH of you.
GaryO - January 12, 2016, 8:55 pm
Now, as for retribution, I think YOU! owe Meenie (a very very good Motifaker) an acceptance of his apology fter your little misdirected tirade last time..IF...he’s still here...
GaryO - January 12, 2016, 8:53 pm
Ease up on the histrionics. Yer all over the board. Just less ‘fluff’. You might find quality over quantity beats hell outta ‘spending hours’ on ‘lame jokes’...we sure would. (you’ve made good posters, so I know it’s possible)
GaryO - January 12, 2016, 8:52 pm
‘This is unacceptable! You should be disciplined!’ whaddaya suggest, the internet rack?
GaryO - January 12, 2016, 8:51 pm
Rant? Flame? Geeezus, for someone who portrays themselves as life seasoned and salty, you sure come apart at the seams with little tugging..(#179884...Planter’s, no salt).
Greeny - January 12, 2016, 3:43 pm
I turned it into a rant? Prior to this post the word count stands at 84 for me & your word count is 373...
mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 3:37 pm
I will not allow myself or my work to be used in this way. An individual should not be at the receiving end of the groups frustration with the site. What you and Gary O did was WRONG!!!!
mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 3:29 pm
you turned it into a rant against the quality of the site, you opened the door for others to participate and turn it into a free-for-all to insult and degrade my poster for whomever has a gripe about the site, using my poster and myself as the scapegoat--
mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 3:15 pm
grievances with the site is wrong! It turns your issues with the quality of the site into a personal attack against the maker of the poster. Proof that I'm right--there are no suggestions on how to improve this poster or any I make in the future. When--
mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 3:08 pm
The poster isn't 5L, but its not crap either. Its obvious that you don't understand the references being used. Your issues with the mods, quality of the site, blong on the forum or make a poster. To turn someone's poster into a venue for airing your-----
Greeny - January 12, 2016, 12:39 pm
Calm down pretty please - I'm only interested in the quality standards of this site, not uncorking your bottle.
mizzdizz - January 12, 2016, 12:09 pm
NO!!!! You do NOT have the right to take your frustration with the site out on one of my posters!!!! Use the forum!!! By doing this, you have turned your frustration with the site into a personal attack. This is unacceptable! You should be disciplined!
GaryO - January 11, 2016, 11:08 pm
394
thesoullessginger - January 11, 2016, 11:03 pm
feel free dearest to create whatever you please . its good to be the king and I have your permission to say so....lol
thesoullessginger - January 11, 2016, 11:01 pm
I as a male appreciate the humor of it ... love that movie. but then again I might be "limited" lol or maybe I just have a broader appreciation of humor in all its many splendid colors.
GaryO - January 11, 2016, 10:17 pm
dammmmm, oh well, might as well make this poster a sounding board since the door was opened. 393 users on line today....24,450 users on line two years ago. Yes, its becoming a very limited audience
Greeny - January 11, 2016, 10:05 pm
You don't get it - calling a crap poster fit for "limited audience" is sidestepping the problem. Scrolling through limited audience posters is not what we are here for. They should stop altogether.
GaryO - January 11, 2016, 10:00 pm
ah, 'comedic gold'...I see
mizzdizz - January 11, 2016, 9:50 pm
Greeny is correct about the ph**o. This is a calendar poster so I had to use a picture that is a little more pixilated than I like. The guy's expression is perfect and the fact that he's overwhelmed by 2 small loads is comedic gold!
GaryO - January 11, 2016, 9:19 pm
to wit
mizzdizz - January 11, 2016, 9:17 pm
Limited audience is not an admission of mediocrity. It means that I understand and accept that a lot of people won't appreciate the humor. Its the same as if this were a Xanth poster. Dated, funny if you understand it, makes no sense at all if you don't.
GaryO - January 11, 2016, 9:05 pm
If you create, create your best. Admitted mediocre is both an open door and an escape hatch...a lame excuse. Risk much. It’s a greater benefit....to everyone.
mizzdizz - January 11, 2016, 8:26 pm
Due to the fact that this isn't the first poster I've made that has a limited audience, I'm sure it will. Please feel free to express your opinion when it does. I respect someone who bucks the crowd to say what they think needs to be said.(no sarcasm)
Greeny - January 11, 2016, 8:12 pm
Let us hope it never happens again
mizzdizz - January 11, 2016, 6:38 pm
Thanks for your honesty Greeny. Its a lame joke and the joke is at least 10 years old, but its still one of my favorites. I realized that the poster was going to have limited appeal when I made it. Thanks again for your honesty.
Greeny - January 11, 2016, 3:05 pm
1L poster. I cannot vote 1L, but I can say 1L. Crap picture and the wording contains little thought. It's sad to see this approved.
mizzdizz - January 11, 2016, 11:40 am
Thanks, Cern! I'm facing a mini mountain right now! LOL! Missed 3 days!
concern3 - January 11, 2016, 11:11 am
Amen sister


IT'S A NASTY WORLD OUTTHERE -


TAGS: marchallenge not to try is a crime
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by sickartist

lesterinside - March 31, 2010, 10:49 am
I left a message to your lawyer. Hasn't replied yet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:42 am
Talk to my lawyer.....
lesterinside - March 31, 2010, 10:39 am
You always do that moooooo, when the topic is about child support.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:12 am
BTW 5L for sickartist.....but they're all 5's aren't they?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 10:11 am
Hey Lester...sorry about the abrupt ending to our conversation yesterday....I "fell asleep"...(passed out).....which I will do again soon.
lesterinside - March 31, 2010, 10:06 am
You risk nothing, you risk everything. 5L!


DETERMINATION -




RESENTMENT -


TAGS: think its lonely at the top try being alone on the bottm
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Sean

Airman - June 12, 2009, 3:42 pm
5.. good one
Jmac0585 - June 12, 2009, 10:40 am
Another quick trip around the bases, Sean. 5/5
MO - June 11, 2009, 11:17 pm
Mark! You sumbiaatch! I was gonna say the same thing....If you close one eye and then cross the other....IT DOES look like that guy that Sean likes, but doesn't want his avatar to look like!!!!
Mark - June 11, 2009, 11:13 pm
If you squint hard enough, it kinda looks like Ted Bundy.
BoneCD - June 11, 2009, 6:44 pm
Of course unless they're reading a copy of Big'ns
Sean - June 11, 2009, 6:39 pm
Bundy's cool, just don't think my avatar looks like him. That's all. *wipes tear from corner of left eye*
MO - June 11, 2009, 6:30 pm
Note to self....Sean does NOT like Al Bundy.
Sean - June 11, 2009, 5:35 pm
No sir. If you were THINKING, you wouldn't have said that, let alone thunk it! *huff*
MO - June 11, 2009, 4:52 pm
I'm thinking Sean's avatar looks like.....Al Bundy!
TheTrashHeap - June 11, 2009, 4:00 pm
Y'know sean your avatar kinda looks like Andy Kaufman
agdaniele - June 11, 2009, 1:25 am
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:28 pm
God I hope that's not a comma splice. *fingers crossed*


THE SECOND COMING - "And what rough beast, its hour come 'round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?" - W. B. Yeats -




A Few Good Men -




BAND ON THE RUN -


TAGS: pyschology psychiatry insanity music crazy
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - January 7, 2013, 9:28 pm
The foto fit so well with the lyrics. I had to go with it... Great song also.
maoworks2 - January 7, 2013, 2:56 pm
Love It .


The Story Of Us All -




LOOKOUT -




So you forgot again -


TAGS: try to remember next time motifayk
Rating: 4.62/5
Oldsod - April 14, 2014, 6:02 pm
Brilliant...no, wait...brilliance implies bright...um...5 lumens for you!


You Don't Speak for God -


TAGS: faith based bigotry
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

rerun - July 22, 2013, 7:52 pm

EVERYBODY: STOP, NO MORE COMMENTS
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 22, 2013, 7:37 pm
You know you're not at politifake right?
MPsniper - July 22, 2013, 7:05 pm
*yawn*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 22, 2013, 6:16 pm
No they won't. It's only a fraction of the whole so there are plenty left to repopulate. In fact, anything that lowers population increase in humans is a good thing. extinction is coming for the narrow minded though.....
MPsniper - July 22, 2013, 4:54 pm
and they will become....extinct.
crankyhead - July 21, 2013, 12:15 pm
Some 1500 species on the planet exhibit homo***ual behavior, but only one species on the planet tries to use violence to prevent it. Tell me, which behavior is un-natural?
rerun - July 20, 2013, 9:32 pm

you are free to think whatever you want. You are not free to stir up crap on this web site. I am asking here for you to stop making comments like that here. I won't ask again.
MPsniper - July 20, 2013, 9:08 pm
i am proud to verbally oppose g a y marriage. i do not have to tolerate or accept what i know to be wrong and against nature.
rerun - July 19, 2013, 5:13 pm

I think that Politifake may be the best place for him & his views.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 19, 2013, 4:52 pm
You are an embarrassment to your military and the human race. Most likely in a state of denial.
MPsniper - July 19, 2013, 4:31 pm
dont ask dont tell should never have been repealed. g a y is like feces on the bottom of a shoe.
Silverheart - July 19, 2013, 4:07 pm

A closed mind suffocates. Closed-mindedness is the stench of death. If you don't like what you see, don't look away while I enjoy the view.
BobbEdwards - July 19, 2013, 10:12 am
That was for Rerun's take on the decor
GaryO - July 19, 2013, 10:05 am
well, I wouldn't know
BobbEdwards - July 19, 2013, 9:47 am
As opposed to "fruity"? ;-)
BobbEdwards - July 19, 2013, 9:45 am
I believe MP is one of the "Voices of Reason" over at Politifake...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 19, 2013, 8:14 am
Yeah, he does....the ugliest part. Enjoy the stone age MP.
rerun - July 19, 2013, 7:14 am

don't you represent a part of our military?
MPsniper - July 19, 2013, 5:16 am
g a y is the stench of death. it is wrong in every way.
BobbEdwards - July 18, 2013, 10:54 pm
Now this has been some enjoyable discourse :-)
falloutghoul - July 18, 2013, 10:09 pm
Moooo+17, I think you fell for a troll.
GaryO - July 18, 2013, 9:38 pm
I don’t judge folks by their produce. As far as I’m concerned, those are just best people……unfortunately…….they are dead……are we done here yet? Cause I’m starting to feel a bit weird….except for the thought of a damsels in dungeons video
rerun - July 18, 2013, 8:59 pm

On another note, anybody else notice all the fruit in the background? Now that is just g**.
GaryO - July 18, 2013, 8:42 pm
OK, now I need the video
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2013, 8:18 pm
..own *** dungeon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2013, 8:18 pm
I may have been a bit harsh in my reply, I was just so shocked that there are actually still people who have such a selfish and narrow minded view of the topic. And why should anyone give a **** about what 2 consenting adults do in the privacy of their..
GaryO - July 18, 2013, 8:07 pm
Well I really don’t give a rat’s pooper, but gotta say, the ones (two guys) we had next door were darn good neighbors, and they were pretty quiet, except for the occasional arguments……which were hilarious.
rerun - July 18, 2013, 7:56 pm

I really don't think it is our place to judge same *** couples. There is so much hate in the world I really don't care if homo***uals profess love for each other, more power to them.
Greeny - July 18, 2013, 7:46 pm
Once being g** is passé, the animals are next in line
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2013, 6:49 pm
*quiet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2013, 6:43 pm
Quit bigot. The adults are talking.
MPsniper - July 18, 2013, 6:21 pm
sorry, but g** is an abomination. wrong from every aspect.
robbidos - July 18, 2013, 5:17 pm
Idk, the dog in your imagination might turn out to be their dinner
Silverheart - July 18, 2013, 4:29 pm

If the vidoe does become available, I only hope it's as good as what I'm imagining! 5Ls
Reality Lord - July 18, 2013, 4:01 pm

oh you garyo...reading my mind again
PapaFox - July 18, 2013, 11:02 am
Definitely a 5L
GaryO - July 18, 2013, 9:53 am
Whatever. A movie of the honeymoon is available, perhaps?


THE GEOMETRIC LIMIT -




SOMEWHERE - Over this rainbow is toxic waste And landfills




50 - 50 Allegiance -


TAGS: country honor patriotism allegiance america
Rating: 4.33/5

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Greybeard - May 7, 2015, 10:27 pm
This new fad of Americans stomping on the flag makes me want to retch. These people should be given 1 way tickets to Iran, Sudan or Iraq. They would discover the value of our flag then...
Reality Lord - May 7, 2015, 5:17 pm

real real nice. "guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism."


EVOLUTION - I'm proud of my ancestry ...




PARADISE - A POEM FOR YOU.... -


TAGS: poetry
Rating: 4.05/5

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jibarocampesino - July 8, 2010, 12:15 pm
BRAVO !!


DESOLATION -


TAGS: goddawful poetry doggerel unleashed
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 4:04 am
1L'd by giulio


FATHERHOOD -


TAGS: just trying my hand at a sean style poster
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 3:59 am
Wow that is f*cked up!
Reality Lord - June 21, 2010, 9:37 pm

one of my all time favs.
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:34 pm

erock, Briton is no longer part of the family here at Motifake. I am sure he would appreciate your post.
erock - February 10, 2010, 12:26 pm
Briton, this poster is awesome 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2010, 6:39 pm
That is the most APT question I have ever seen on motifake!
moRR - February 7, 2010, 6:12 pm
is this actually a woman or not? O_-
Briton of Rose - October 22, 2009, 3:50 am
Thank you, gentlemen, for your kind words.
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 11:23 pm
again, Brilliant
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 11:23 pm
BoR makes some great stuff!
Treehodger - October 21, 2009, 11:22 pm
holy hell. epic win. 5 lions.
Derek - September 30, 2009, 12:03 am
Fantastic.
agdaniele - September 2, 2009, 2:16 am
This is genius.
Sean - August 26, 2009, 11:53 pm
Or keep doing really good ones like this so I don't feel like such a freak. Tootles.
Sean - August 26, 2009, 11:33 pm
This is great. I love it. Excellent timing on the punchline. I didn't see it coming. Very nice. Now quit copying me! Find your own thing!
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 8:21 am
h**


TRACK AND FIELD -




COOL - She was country when country wasn't cool He was cool when cool wasn't country


TAGS: country music jazz cool
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

TheSanityInspector - May 9, 2012, 1:58 pm
Meh, the more I look at this, the more I think I should have worked on the image composition. How embarrassing!


BIGOTRY - He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave. Andrew Carnegie




PULLING HAIR -


TAGS: elizabeth lambert soccer retry
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Anonymous2

Treehodger - February 11, 2010, 3:27 pm
Wonder how rough she is in ***?...


IT'S ALL GOOD -




HYROGEN BOMB - Take the 2O out of the H2O and BOOM this is what you've got.


TAGS: bomb science chemistry
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by timebomb

Arkot - October 15, 2009, 3:49 am
Actually in Japanese Hydrogen is suiso
Mark Santiago - October 13, 2009, 9:39 pm
That's the way we say it in Japan. HYROGEN. Rucky you. Know you know.
OMFGMyFaceIsMelting - October 11, 2009, 9:29 am
What the hell is a Hyrogen Bomb? Is it like an aluminum falcon?
Arkot - October 10, 2009, 2:05 pm
Actually it should be 'take the O out of H2O'


NEO ATHEISM - Jesus had a shave and thanked Dad he didn't give up that carpentry gig


TAGS: jesus carpentry miracle
Rating: 1.76/5

More motifakes by jkavanagh

Hector - May 19, 2009, 2:12 pm
Why women live longer than men.


CHEMISTRY - Some People Just Fit Together




APPROVALS -


TAGS: the mods try to help
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

darkhartx1 - December 16, 2010, 4:29 am
Donkasaurus, Actually Yes I do. You missed my point, therefore you don't get it.
Reality Lord - December 15, 2010, 1:47 pm

this is awesome...how did i miss this!
Donkasaurus - December 15, 2010, 10:43 am
course it is dark...you just dont get it.
darkhartx1 - December 15, 2010, 5:10 am
This isn't even a joke 5L
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2010, 10:02 pm
got some red and green duct ***e for the holidays too. you never can have to much duct ***e, just sayin
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:59 pm
WallyWorld has those. Wow. They gots everything.
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2010, 9:57 pm
got one, they were on sale this week at Walmart. BOGO is a good deal
ICEMAN - December 14, 2010, 9:49 pm
Get a life.
GreyScorpion - December 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
I love owl posters!! 5L
pzykosiz - December 14, 2010, 9:11 pm
nice. 5L's
Donkasaurus - December 14, 2010, 5:18 pm
HAHAHAH! Hilarious!


LESSONS - t3 - 23y = x (71x -3y) x 1,022 = WHAT?!!


TAGS: math lessons what try what
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by zackinsanity

spacedog - August 11, 2010, 8:59 pm
Nice one! 5L
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:40 pm
5sincewhenthef***didnumbersappearinmathproblems for you zack
rerun - August 11, 2010, 7:39 pm

love this one


THIS OLD HOUSE -


TAGS: house decrepid dream country
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 9:24 pm
So who has the Chrysler that sits about 20?
GreyScorpion - November 28, 2010, 8:04 pm
Tin roof, rusted


ICELAND VOLCANO - One does not simply FLY INTO EUROPE!




TRYING - sometimes you can try your hardest and still lose. sometimes you must accept that you fail at life


TAGS: robot fail trying
Rating: 3.83/5

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CloudchaserS - October 28, 2011, 9:49 am
Reminds me of celebs showing up at their own look-alike contests and placing 2nd, 3rd or not even at all.


GIVING IT YOUR BEST - May mean risking looking ridiculous But the rewards are awe... DEAR LORD! Screw it- I'm gonna go play Uncharted 2. Aint noone wants ta see my "O" face.




FEELINGS -


TAGS: feeling dark poetry awesome
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Shaq123

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 1:23 pm
How very poetic. Now I feel like jamming a fork into an electrical socket. Lol. It's good, it's good. Fed my dark morning. 5L!
Shaq123 - February 9, 2011, 9:11 pm
lol
Hawamleh - February 9, 2011, 3:16 pm
Implying bubba is emo, he is quite happy, the government feeds him emos
Shaq123 - February 9, 2011, 2:48 pm
That's cuz that is one of my nicknames.
Hawamleh - February 9, 2011, 8:40 am
anyone else notice that he didn't deny meeting bubba?
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 11:49 pm
You're both pretty... I just prefer having someone across the dinner table who doesn't ask me why Cheerio's aren't shaped like an "X"
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 11:48 pm
He knows I only like him for the way he looks.
Claire - February 8, 2011, 11:01 pm
D'aww. Be careful, Moo+ may get jealous.
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 10:44 pm
Very valid point, Claire. I change my mind... you're as smart as you are female.
Claire - February 8, 2011, 10:43 pm
It's nice to know we're all full of self-confidence. :) Even the emo.
tellitlikeitis - February 8, 2011, 10:41 pm
No worries Claire... I know what you meant. Besides I think I'm awesome too.
Claire - February 8, 2011, 10:36 pm
Oh you... It could be worse. I could be Mexican.
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 10:31 pm
Hell, Claire... we've seen your pictures, and we all made the same mistake!
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 10:30 pm
you seem corn-fused..... good
Claire - February 8, 2011, 10:20 pm
Monkey- what? Ag- Oh yes. I think Shaq missed the joke about me being a man.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 10:12 pm
Who said anything about shucking corn?
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 10:10 pm
It's a Shaq attack! Hi there, Claire... how's things been, you wonderful human being?
Claire - February 8, 2011, 9:44 pm
Shaq, that is. You're okay, Tellitlikeitis. :)
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 9:43 pm
S'ok with me. I think I'm awesome, so who cares what others think (besides the ladies)
Claire - February 8, 2011, 9:40 pm
I still don't have to like you, though.
tellitlikeitis - February 8, 2011, 9:39 pm
You're getting it now, Shaq123.
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 9:28 pm
Pie is delicious.
TheTrashHeap - February 8, 2011, 9:13 pm
Apple-Cinnamon.
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 8:59 pm
For the sake of preserving my sanity, I shall ignore all of you.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 4:35 pm
and his Barbie and Bratz collections
Feasibly - February 8, 2011, 4:24 pm
Shaq, pay no attention to 5150. He's just envious of your Care Bear bed sheets.
TheTrashHeap - February 8, 2011, 4:16 pm
I wish my lawn was emo...
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 4:10 pm
Still not emo =]
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 3:01 pm
Most Emos just cut themselves when they feel insulted.
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 2:59 pm
Look... I don't like being pushed around, but I'm no tough guy. And that whole bone sticking out thing was an accident. Anyway, let's just move on, shall we?
Hawamleh - February 8, 2011, 8:39 am
you forgot the part that came after you beat up the guy so bad. they sent you to jail where you met your new friend Bubba.
Peso - February 8, 2011, 8:20 am
You guys are actually on line making comments at 3 o'clock in the morning???
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 6:25 am
do you really need it explained? just read the comments again and it will all come clear.
Shaq123 - February 8, 2011, 6:12 am
I am now utterly confused... Man I love this site!
agdaniele - February 7, 2011, 11:57 pm
My first was a chicken pot pie... talk about scarring!
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 11:56 pm
Ahhhh memories of my first warm apple pie after seeing that movie scene. of course, microwaves tend to create h**spots, and now the scarring is hardly visible.
autumnspirit - February 7, 2011, 11:53 pm
Pecan... oh, yes... warm pecan
tellitlikeitis - February 7, 2011, 10:44 pm
Rhubarb sauce is the best!
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 10:43 pm
Hey claire! we are all venting.
Claire - February 7, 2011, 10:40 pm
I freaking love rhubarb pie...
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 10:39 pm
strawberry Rhubarb?
Claire - February 7, 2011, 10:37 pm
Pumpkin.
agdaniele - February 7, 2011, 10:30 pm
Key lime.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 7, 2011, 10:28 pm
Lemon Meringue......f*** off!!!!
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2011, 10:14 pm
OOH! Shaq's gonna find me! Srsly shaq never brag that you beat a guy until his bone stuck out. If you think for a second that ANYONE here is scared of your tough guy act you have another thing coming. Now act like a grown up and roll with the punches.
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 9:38 pm
WTF? Take a compliment. Ok, So you're not Emo. As far as I know, if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and ****s like a duck...........its a f'n duck
autumnspirit - February 7, 2011, 9:35 pm
Give more of your feelings, from your comments in a poster! :)
autumnspirit - February 7, 2011, 9:34 pm
Give more of your feelings, from your comments in a poster! :)
agdaniele - February 7, 2011, 9:33 pm
LMAO! Cubby FTW!
Cubbybear - February 7, 2011, 8:32 pm
This is Sparta!!!
tellitlikeitis - February 7, 2011, 8:07 pm
You're right Shaq123... No one is truly who they say they are... we all have different sides that we want shown (or not)... Life is too way too short to be sad or to be taken for granted. Your poster is great. 5 L's to you.
Reality Lord - February 7, 2011, 7:48 pm

whoa...hows about we all settle it down a bit.
CANADA - February 7, 2011, 7:48 pm
he sounds like the toughest 16 year old emo kid ever lol
Chompers - February 7, 2011, 7:43 pm
Claire is a guy, his old name was Arrogant Knight, and we used to call him Claire for being such a pansy
Claire - February 7, 2011, 7:42 pm
How do you know I'm a female? Doesn't matter, Ag is right. You are a chump (to put it nicely. I have some different words in mind.)
Chompers - February 7, 2011, 7:41 pm
Real men don't give a **** about what people on the internet think. Anybody want to argue that one?
agdaniele - February 7, 2011, 7:33 pm
Honor code includes being an online tough guy? What a chump.
Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 7:21 pm
I have an honor code: I never harm females.
Claire - February 7, 2011, 7:16 pm
I dare you.
Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 7:14 pm
I'm a dude, hetero***ual, and I kicked someone's a** so hard they had severoal bones sticking out. Don't push me. I'll find you.
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2011, 6:41 pm
es from the tone of this poster I could immediately tell that you are the happy go lucky impish type! You probably even have unicorn wallpaper and care bear sheets. This poster looks like the suicide poem of a 15 year old girl.
Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 6:35 pm
I'M NOT EMO!!! PEOPLE CALL ME EMO ALL THE TIME, BUT I'M TO f***ING HAPPY TO BE EMO!!!
Hawamleh - February 7, 2011, 6:14 pm
dude never ask the Internet not to do something...
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 5:46 pm
Aside from setting yourself up for attacks, Truly good motifakes come from the inside. "harvest the pain" was what I was told by a greybeard once. Your dark, Emo place is making decent ones. Keep it up. 5L
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 5:45 pm
Aside from setting yourself up for attacks, Truly good motifakes come from the inside. "harvest the pain" was what I was told by a greybeard once. Your dark, Emo place is making decent ones. Keep it up. 5L
Shaq123 - February 7, 2011, 3:24 pm
These are my true feelings... Please no bad comments...


ALRIGHT - So where exactly is the Ring?




DINOSAUR DUNDEE - Crocodile’s half brother… He always did try too hard.




THE SENTRY -


TAGS: sentry bear listening
Rating: 2.82/5

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LordKraven - December 31, 2010, 10:12 am
Yawn
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phoned in


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